Coming soon. We are building a monsterbot.

It is currently eating charts for breakfast. Please do not feed it after midnight, and do not ask it what “buy the dip” means. It takes that personally.

• ●Monster status: still in the cage. The cage is a very cosy 2 GB server.
• ●Training: buy low, sell high. It keeps asking what “low” means.
• ●Diet: fresh candles every 5 minutes. It always wants more.
• ●Manners: paper money only. No real coins were harmed. Yet.

Not financial advice. The monster agrees, mostly because it cannot read.